HELLO!!!
welcome to Nihil & Rat .com, a website partially full of cartoons and gay. we are a fat chicano who likes to eat pigs blood and worm's feet. worm's feet are not literally feet of worms because they don't have any. i hope you can like our website we can have many adventures now.
Street Fighter Collab
2009.MAY.19
After some months of Hee-Haw and Laugh-In reruns, Stamper and Johnny Utah of Newgrounds have finished engineering the Street Fighter Collab. It's full of many great things, and also something from us. Getting this one done was hell, and pushed us to psychological limits, but i think it turned out ok. If you're retarded, and just want to see what we did, it's stand alone right here, but you should really check out the whole thing.
Fun is for Fags 38
2009.MAY.13
Grigori Joe made a new Fun is for Fags its you need to watch ot in HIHG DEF!!!!!!1 it's based on a true story that happened in a Target last month.
Nihil and Rat.com's Birthday
2009.APR.24
today is this site's birthday. happy birthday, nihil and rat.com, here's a better colour scheme.
Eman's Birthday
2009.MAR.19
emanhattan's birthday is today, and a group of us threw together Eman's Birthday Fiesta. it's a racist romp through a land full of delicious taquito related dicks. available only on newgrounds, unless you're a little clever. some day, i'll be posting something about the Street Fighter Collab, and other wotnots.
Fun is for Fags 37
2009.FEB.21
with one cartoon just finished and other in the works, Grigori Wenis made blah blha blha i'm tired. here Fun is For Fags 37. LETS JAM!! OK/
Fatal Wren Woes
2008.DEC.31
to end the year, we have a short X-mas cartoon, our personal fuck you to the war on christmas. if any secular lesbian hindu atheist progressives are reading this, MERRY CHRISTMAS. on december 31st. we did this one for the 2008 Newgrounds Christmas Collection, and we're calling it "Fatal Wren Woes" because the real title gave away the Shamalamallamian-like twist that turn your whole world inside out. that's it for 2008! five actual releases, our all time high. we've already started the first cartoon of 2009, to boot. something short that wasn't extracted from dimethyltriptomine molecules, something about a videogame. another GAME BASED CARTON! sorry, but it had to be done. you'll hear from one of us soon.
watch it on Newgrounds or watch it here.
Hard Luck Clover
2008.OCT.05
here's a short cartoon i put together for a collab that's supposed to show up on Newgrounds some day. we'll provide a link whenever that happens, but for now, we can spoil our entry by making it available here. it was finished almost a week ago. whatever. it's called "Hard Luck Clover."
Fun is For Fags 36
2008.AUG.22
i asked Grigori Joe to compose a song, and instead he made a new epsidose of Fun is For Fags, forcing me to update this page when i was commited to being done with updating for a couple of weeks. so ehhhhhhhhhhhhh im drunk and here's Fun is For Fags 36, late on a Friday night.
Metal Gear Solid - Life Alarm Youtube Edition
2008.AUG.21
for whatever ungodly reasons might have been allowed into evidence, MGS Life Alarm has birthed itself into a Youtube friendly format, leaving disgusting sick in its wake for primordial mothers to re-ingest, because it was ok back then, whereas now, we're all like "woh, gross!" maybe it is or isn't, i'm not here to judge. i'll say that the plus side to such consumption comes into play when you throw it in the trash, but then you have to wait a few days for the trashmen to come by. you thought your raw chicken-coated styrofoam thing radiated funk... you have no idea. i have no idea why i'm telling you this.
go watch [Life Alarm on Youtube] and subject your [non-Newgrounds dwelling friends] to it.
Metal Gear Solid - Life Alarm
2008.AUG.14
it took a little longer than a week, but here is a new Metal Gear short. this should be our last videogame-advert parody for a while, so enjoy it while you can. in the spirit of Pyramid Head's #1 Fan, here is...
[Metal Gear Solid - Life Alarm]. Also [available on Newgrounds].
we should have at least one more release for you this year.
Kairos Solution 007
2008.JUL.30
here's another Kairos Solution to occupy you for 3 seconds.
the new Metal Gear cartoon is still in production. we're waiting for a bit of voice work to come in, and i'm finishing up the initial art. then it's all backgrounds and lip sync. try back in about 1 week.