HELLO!!!
welcome to Nihil & Rat .com, a website partially full of cartoons and gay. we are a fat chicano who likes to eat pigs blood and worm's feet. worm's feet are not literally feet of worms because they don't have any. i hope you can like our website we can have many adventures now.
The Kairos Solution 06
2008.JUN.25
We managed to turn "semi-daily" into "bi-yearly" easily enough.
There's supposed to be a new cartoon, but the world is waiting for Newgrounds to release the Metal Gear Collab. Our entry has been done for a month, ready for you to stare at it in blank unamusement... but we have to wait. Until then, enjoy The Kairos Solution 6, my way of pushing my tits up against the glass for you. It may not directly ease your raging boner, but if it helps, I'm happy to be of service, so long as you don't touch me.
Ultimate Smart Alliance 03
2008.MAR.30
here is a small something, as our other something's are something something. they are/do/will exist. the setup for Ultimate Smart Alliance is not set up, and so you will have to endure singular page's. clicking the comic bring's you back to here, red faced and agitated.
Tree Again: Stand Alone Proxy addendum
2008.FEB.26
we had a silly amount of boring conversion problems regarding the avi file, but Tree Again: Stand Alone Proxy now seems to be available on Youtube. destroying our w3 compliancy, we've embeded it here, or you can waddle over to this youtube page.
as usual, we might like that you could tastefully decorate your computing machines with displays of Tree Again affection. as such, a small collection of wallpapers have been deposited into the wallpaper account.
they can be taken from the downloads page.
they are at 1024x768 endowment. if that doesn't please your motherboard, you may tempt us into uploading the 1440 batch.
Tree Again: Stand Alone Proxy
2008.FEB.19
we start the Year of the Rat with a new cartoon. it picks up where Win Lots of Money leaves off, following a police officer & a cyclops deeper into Tree Again. inevitably, their paths cross. Stand Alone Proxy runs nearly 5 minutes- it is our longest cartoon to date, and we hope you can enjoy it.
watch it on Newgrounds or watch it here.
normally, this would apparently be it for us until next year, but that won't be the case, anymore. more cartoons are on the way.
The Kairos Solution
2008.JAN.26
a new, possibly maybe semi-dailyish webcomic, originally posted on our journal, is now here. it is called The Kairos Solution. any of our webcomics, aside from Fun is for Fags, are available under the BOOKS link. comics is books, too, even if they're not. our next release will be a new Tree Again cartoon.
Can I Borrow Those Sunglasses
2008.JAN.11
2008 is the year of the Rat, and we're starting things off with a new Fun is for Fags from Grigori Joe.
USA number 2
2007.DEC.04
this is a bit of something to hold you over until the release of the new Tree Again cartoon. it's probably bound to offend someone, most likely Sudan, who appear to be an uppity lot of retar... handy capable people with a set of cherished beliefs worth respecting.
NARC is on YouTube
2007.NOV.15
we've finally gotten around to interacting with the youtube. you can find us at http://www.youtube.com/mrnihil. we might not be what one would call... "an early adopters." if you prefer poor quality avi and people broadcasting themselves or general garlicy wotnot, rush on over now. be the first to watch our year old cartoons.
24 Hour Comic Day 2007
2007.OCT.24
for 24 Hour Comic Day, i used some old, cheap, & discoloured printing paper along with 2 sorts of sharpie and an over-the-counter ballpoint pen, creating a 12 page comic, and falling short of the 24 page goal. it is tentatively called "MISTRIAL" or "The Discordance of Bread and Water." both of these are correct. it happens here.
History is Full of Omissions Wallpaper
2007.OCT.15
finally, a "History is Full of Omissions" wallpaper for your computing apparati. yes, you were clamouring for it, perhaps. yes, that was me standing behind you, responding to my own informal poll, and pretending you had said "yes" when i asked if anyone wanted this wallpaper. and viola, this happened. wonderful.
available as 1024x768 and 1440x990
One Page Comic
2007.OCT.14
i don't know if this is supposed to be a series: Ultimate Smart Alliance number 1, but you can read it and file it in the gooey innards of your calcium face shaping things. it is probably based on 100 true stories, a handful of which may have taken place in ancient mythic china. i was not there for that one because i used up my sick days to travel east in search of some better rice. which i found, and it was delicious. there is no epic retelling of those day, though.
